We won last game with 1 mascot 1 sexy pair of legs 1 ginger 1/2 a beard 1/2 a homo 1 pegasus 1 magician with a new potty 1 rock thrower 1 Autistic Khaaaat 1 oompa loompa 1 beer belly 1 storm trooper And 1 large water boy
Pedo Colboy’s Hoobin’ to Town
Kids better watch out Kids better not cry Makin’ little kids shout While they try to hide. Pedo Colboy’s Hoobin’ to town Cam’s making a fist And punching Ty twice; Just kidding hoobs, he runs from all fights Pedo Colboy’s hoobin’ to town Hoob sees you when you’re slashing Hoob knows when you’re to blame Hoob knows the price of …
Up on Zee Rooftoppings!
Up on the rooftop Hoobs drink Beer Noran scores 5 and we all cheer Down thru the chimney Clump got stuck JRab’s slapshot Another victim struck Ho, ho, ho! Where is Brian Ho?Ho, ho, ho! Hoobs always know CB15 Top shelf clang clang clang Ian’s got a slapshot Bang Bang Bang First comes TyTy followed by Glenn Oh dear Jazmine …
Let it in! Let it in! Let it in!
Found this one on Cam’s track list: Oh, with Grammer in net it’s frightful, But with Clump, we’re suicidal, And whichever rink we’ve been, Let It In! Let It In! Let It In! Oh, we don’t show signs of stopping Any shots, (or Ian’s larping), For Curt backchecking’s a sin, Let It In! Let It In! Let It In! Noran …
2 and oh oh oh baby
Hoob N’ Asian(s), Thanks to a couple of pre-teen teams the almighty hoob is off to a solid 2-0 start. With a stifling 1 GAA, scored on a PP no less, the gingered warrior put up a solid performance in his goal debut. Even more surprising than ginger stopping shots with his cup was Grahammer surviving a foot race. Did …